Schmidt: Enough! Where is this coming from, man? Look, you chose to be a bartender. You chose to drop out of law school. You're not some down-on-your-luck hardscrabble guy, you're just a loser who... [sighs] I didn't mean...
Nick: It's fine, man. Okay. [Schmidt sighs] Whatever, whatever, whatever, man. [chuckles]
Schmidt: [sighs] Just, these are the things that come out, man, when you take another man's conditioner.

Winston: I got fired from a temp job. [chuckles] Yeah, I got kicked out of bell group for being too mean to kids.
Nick: Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Winston: That's a low point. You ain't got to talk to me, I know it. [Nick laughs] I know it, man. But I was just enjoying being good at something.
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: I mean, what does she want me to do, not care about what the songs sound like?
Nick: Winston, this is your thing though. It's not always about being the best. It's not always about you, Winston. This is about kids. Just pass the ball.

Jess: Hello, Pershing Park! We are...
All: Ensembell.
Man: [o.s.] What? What'd you say?
Jess: I said, um, Ensembell.
Desiree: She said Ensembell! It's on the banner, stupid!

Winston: What's up?
Jess: "Eye the Tiger"?
Winston: Yo, Hector, you think we can pull this off?
Hector: Probably not.
Winston: Yeah, I don't think so, either. So let's do it.