Nathan Lane Quotes

Find quotes from 1 of Nathan Lane's TV roles.

  • Pepper Saltzman - Modern Family Pepper Saltzman - Modern Family

    Modern Family is a mockumentary that follows the extended Pritchett family with three diverse households that show what it means to be a modern family.

    Recurring Character 78 quotes

Modern Family: Pepper Saltzman Quotes

Quote from Fight or Flight

Cameron: Well, you know, she did seem frazzled. Maybe she forgot to say good-bye.
Mitchell: Oh, and forgot all of her presents. [Sammy fusses]
Ronaldo: [gasps] And forgot her baby.
Mitchell: You don't think that there's any way that she would... No. I can't even say it.
Pepper: I can. That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard. What? He's fatherless. Am I wrong?


Quote from Sex, Lies & Kickball

Pepper: [after eating and spitting out a Cheeto] And from what fromagerie...
Cameron: You're from Lubbock, Texas.
Pepper: [gasps] You son of a bitch!

Quote from Earthquake

Pepper: Oh, boys. Boys, I can't stand that I'm coming between you. Not that I'm surprised. I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, you'll... You'll forgive us, Pepper, if we sit out your next few brunches?
Pepper: Absolutely. I would hate to lose you two. I've always thought of you as being like my-
Cameron: Sons?
Mitchell: Sons?
Pepper: Sons? I was gonna say brothers. [scoffs, crying] It's like a house of pain.