Sharona: This doesn't mean anything, cushions on a floor? You know what I say? I say that we keep looking.
We go back and we talk to the golf pro again. He was a witness.
Adrian Monk: No, that won't do any good.
Natalie: Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Is this just about the money?
Sharona: Yeah, of course, this is about the money. Natalie, if this was a con game, if he fell on purpose, I won't see a nickel, Natalie.
Natalie: But it's not like you lost money. You're just back where you started.
Sharona: Which is broke! Which is trying to put my kid through college! Not everyone has zillionaire parents.
Natalie: Hey, hey, hey, I've never taken a dime from my parents.
Sharona: Well, then give them my number.
Adrian Monk: I hate this case.

Sharona: Ah, Perry Walsh, 904. Where you going?
Natalie: Ninth floor.
Sharona: The elevator's over here.
Natalie: Mr. Monk always takes the stairs.
Sharona: I know he always takes the stairs, I always made him take the elevator. It's good for him.
Natalie: Thanks, I appreciate it, but I don't want to make him uncomfortable.
Sharona: But sometimes he has to be uncomfortable, otherwise he'll never learn.
Natalie: I'm not his psychiatrist, I'm his assistant.
Sharona: Then why don't you try assisting him, instead of pandering to him?
Natalie: How about this? It's the ninth floor, right? Let's take the elevator up to four, and then walk up five flights.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that sounds fair.
Sharona: Or we take the elevator up to level five and walk up four flights.
Adrian Monk: Can't argue with that.
Sharona: You treat him like a child.
Natalie: He's not a child.
Sharona: I did not say he was a child. I said you're treating like him.
Natalie: I'm being supportive.
Sharona: No, you're not being supportive. You're enabling him.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get on the elevator and take it up to 18 and walk down 9 flights. That way everybody's miserable.