Adrian Monk Quote #2712
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
Joe Kazarinsky: [answers phone] Hello.
Judge Ethan Rickover: It's me.
Joe Kazarinsky: Hey, where the hell you at? I've been waiting, like, an hour.
Judge Ethan Rickover: Change of plans. We won't be meeting again.
Joe Kazarinsky: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Judge Ethan Rickover: At least not in person.
Joe Kazarinsky: Wait, is there a problem?
Judge Ethan Rickover: Yeah, we have a big problem. You left a partial fingerprint at the clinic. They have your name. They're looking for you.
Joe Kazarinsky: Its gonna be okay, alright. I've disappeared before.
Judge Ethan Rickover: Before you pack your bags, I've got another job for you. I figured you could use another pay day.
Joe Kazarinsky: Alright, well, who is it?
Judge Ethan Rickover: A detective. A former detective. His name is Adrian Monk. He is going to put two and two together eventually. In this case, two and two equals me. I'm afraid it will get rather personal. I can't afford that.
Joe Kazarinsky: What do you mean personal?
Judge Ethan Rickover: I mean he would come after me, try to kill me. He'd probably succeed.
Joe Kazarinsky: Now, why'd he wanna do something like that?
Judge Ethan Rickover: Because 12 years ago, I killed his wife.
‘Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, how long?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Two, maybe three days. Now, you are gonna feel normal for awhile. Then there's gonna be some vomiting, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: [sits down] Vomiting?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: That's right, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: Vomiting?!
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Yes, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: [wails] Vomiting!
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Adrian, I really need you to focus on the last part of that sentence. There's gonna be some vomiting and then death.
Adrian Monk: Is there any chance death can come before the vomiting?
Quote from Dr. Bell
Dr. Bell: All right, look. I am not giving up. Doctors are performing miracles everyday. I'm just gonna put all your appointments in my book. Three, four weeks ahead of time. All right, Adrian Monk, Monday 11am. Adrian Monk, and Wednesday...
Adrian Monk: You're using a pencil.
Dr. Bell: Oh, it doesn't mean anything.
Adrian Monk: You never used a pencil.
Dr. Bell: Well, I didn't have a pen.
Adrian Monk: It's right there. Your pen is right there. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even- My time is up. Ha, "My time is up", get it? Goodbye, Dr. Bell.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, this is not goodbye. It's never goodbye.
Adrian Monk: Goodbye.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Can I get you anything? How about some tea?
Adrian Monk: Nuh-uh. Just... Trudy's gift.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, no.
Adrian Monk: It's time.
Natalie: Please.
Adrian Monk: Natalie... It's time.
[Natalie goes over to the book shelf, retrieves the gift and hands it to Monk. Natalie cries as Monk begins to unwrap the gift. Monk is surprised by the contents.]
Natalie: Its a videotape.
[As they watch the tape:]
Trudy Monk: [on tape] Hello, Adrian. If you are watching this it means I'm dead. I know we said we'd never have any secrets, but there's something I never told you. Something happened. Something terrible. Years ago, before we met...