Adrian Monk Quote #2681
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Adrian Monk: So I, uh, I thought I could start by reading the profiles of the five victims. And then I could visit the first crime scene.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Listen, Monk, you're not on the task force. Here's the deal. I promised the review board that I would ease you into it.
Adrian Monk: Wh- Wh- Ease me into?
Captain Stottlemeyer: They want you on desk duty for a while, just to get re-acclimated.
Adrian Monk: For how long?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just a couple days. Maybe a week.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Then we're gonna move you over to Danny Weaver's squad. He's a great guy.
Adrian Monk: So I won't be working with you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Randy and I can't hold your hand anymore. That's protocol.
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's what you wanted, right?
Adrian Monk: Absolutely.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You'll be fine. I figured we'd put you on the hotline. Maybe you'll get a lead.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, first item of business is the pickaxe killer.
Lieutenant Disher: Gold Rush Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Mrs. DiMarco. Mrs. DiMarco, I'm so sorry for your loss. My name is Adrian Monk. I'm a former detective. Actually, I'm a former former detective.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.