Adrian Monk Quote #2565
Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Natalie: Why? Tell me why? There has to be a reason.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I'll tell you. But you can't tell anyone. I haven't even told Dr. Bell.
Natalie: Okay, I promise. [Monk closes the curtains] My God, what is it?
Adrian Monk: All right. I was ten years old, and there was this cowboy.
Natalie: A cowboy?
Adrian Monk: Cowboy Hank.
Natalie: Okay.
Adrian Monk: He was- He was on TV every week and he was my hero. When I turned ten my mother surprised me. She hired Cowboy Hank to come to my party. It must have cost her every nickel she had. And, um, he, he brought a rope with him.
Natalie: A rope?
Adrian Monk: Like a lasso.
Natalie: Oh, my God. What did he do with it?
Adrian Monk: Tricks. A lot of kids from my class were there. Cowboy Hank was really funny. He did all his tricks and then he left.
Natalie: He left.
Adrian Monk: As soon as he was gone, all my friends, my so-called friends, went home. They didn't stay for cake or anything. They didn't care about me. They just wanted to see Cowboy Hank.
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Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
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Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.