Adrian Monk Quote #2455
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Someone Else
Lola: You're not even drinking it.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I'm trying to cut down.
Lola: Well, I hope you're not giving up all your vices. [tries to kiss him] Is there a problem?
Adrian Monk: I have a girlfriend.
Lola: You have a girlfriend? Well, as I recall, that's never been a problem for you in the past.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. We're sort of going steady.
Lola: Steady? Well, I think that's sweet.
Adrian Monk: She's here.
Lola: Here in the room?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, no. She's here in Los Angeles. I mean, she could come in any minute. She might want to kiss me too. She's pretty. We kiss all the time.
Lola: What was her name?
Adrian Monk: Natalie Teegerb.
Lola: Teegerb?
Adrian Monk: With a "B" on the end. It's Canadian. It's French Canadian.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is Someone Else’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [over radio] Team Alpha to base. I'm approaching the room. Okay, I'm in the room. I'm looking around the room. On my right is a wet bar with two bottles of vodka, two bottles of scotch, and assorted other liquors. Above the wet bar is some type of blackboard. No chalk. There are two bowls of fruit. One real, one plastic. Both contain grapes.
Agent Stone: Is he gonna tell us all he's doing?
Natalie: Apparently.
Adrian Monk: I'm ascending three steps. The upper platform has an 8x3-foot hot tub. It's steaming. Smells heavily chlorinated. On the hot tub are six, repeat six, white rolled-up terrycloth towels. Possibly Egyptian cotton. On the south wall is a thermostat set to 75 degrees. I'm descending the stairs. There's a standing lamp on my right in front of a gray couch with four cushions. Two gray, two orange. I'm touching the standing lamp. Still touching the lamp. Still touching. Can't stop touching the lamp. What's wrong with me?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: That's your Doppelganger. They say everybody's got one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who says that?
Lieutenant Disher: People. And their Doppelgangers.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Captain, do you have a minute? Mr. Monk would like to say something.
Adrian Monk: [o.s.] Sorry.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you have to do it in person.
Adrian Monk: I'm sorry.
Natalie: Show him the card. Go ahead, read it.
Adrian Monk: "I was 'udderly' wrong." It's a cow. Udder. "I'm sorry if I upset you." Please give me another chance.
"I would hate for my careless gesture to spoil our fine romance." It's the only one they had.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Monk. I realize how hard this must have been for you to have Natalie buy it for you.
Natalie: Okay, I bought it, but Mr. Monk paid for it. Or he will. The point is he knows he went too far, and he feels terrible. He'd never had that kind of power before. It was like a drug. It went to his head. But he learned his lesson. Why don't you tell him what you learned?