Adrian Monk Quote #2431
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Man: Of course it's possible. As Carl Sagan said, "It's pure hubris to assume our tiny blue marble could contain the only intelligent life in the galaxy." The aliens have arrived.
Adrian Monk: Or...
Male UFO Enthusiast: Or what?
Adrian Monk: Or anything. Any other explanation. It might have been some kind of a prank. Maybe some college kids.
Male UFO Enthusiast: Why would they bother?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. All I know is, it wasn't from outer space. All right?
Male UFO Enthusiast: Let's agree to disagree?
Adrian Monk: Let's agree to not even do that. [shakes hands] Wipe.
Male UFO Enthusiast: What is he doing?
Natalie: He has a little germ thing.
Male UFO Enthusiast: You afraid of our germs?
Natalie: Not yours in particular. Anybody's.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.