Adrian Monk Quote #2266

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door

Natalie: That was Randy. He's at the Department of Records. He said they're not related at all. She lost her son just like she said.
Adrian Monk: So there really was no...
Natalie: There was no catch.
Adrian Monk: What do I say?
Natalie: Just speak from your heart, Mr. Monk. Here, here, here.
Adrian Monk: Any other ideas? Quick! Anything?
[Marge opens the door, but leaves the screen door closed]
Adrian Monk: Hello. It's me. Adrian Monk. I am so...
Natalie: Sorry.
Adrian Monk: Sorry. I- I am sorry for...
Natalie: Everything.
Adrian Monk: Everything. I accused you of things, and I said things... I thought there was a catch. Whenever something not horrific happens to me, I don't trust it. And I- I brought you these. I'll just leave them there. Can we just go back to what we had, Marge?
Marge Johnson: I have no son. Again.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Natalie: All right, so they broke in, they killed a security guard, and stole an egg-eating robot.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, could the machine possibly be involved?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd you say?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, in science fiction, they sometimes come alive. They become sentient. If this were a movie, you'd believe me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If this were a movie, I could walk out, Randy.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: It looks like it's an inside job. Security tapes are missing, and the store gets re-supplied the first Tuesday of every month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that was yesterday, so he was plugged in somehow. We're putting together some names, going back ten years, everybody that's ever worked here.
Adrian Monk: You don't have to go back ten years. The manager only worked here for a year. The killer wore a ski mask, ergo, the killer was afraid he'd be recognized, ergo, the killer must have worked here recently.
Lieutenant Disher: "Ergo" the killer? What's that, Hungarian?
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name isn't "Ergo," Randy.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Dr. Bell: You're a lucky man. [off Monk's silence] Adrian? Talk to me. Come on.
Adrian Monk: What's the catch?
Dr. Bell: With what?
Adrian Monk: With Marge. What do you suppose she's after?
Dr. Bell: All right, Adrian-
Adrian Monk: Every time somebody wants to be my friend, it turns out they're after something. They have an angle.
Dr. Bell: No, not necessarily.
Adrian Monk: How could somebody- How could anybody love me unconditionally? I mean, come on. You've met me.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I know you've been burned in the past, but you have to trust people. See, there's not always a catch.
Adrian Monk: Then how do you explain this? There's always a catch.