Adrian Monk Quote #2264
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Marge Johnson: You're right. Yep, he has a a mole. Right on the same cheek as Paulie. What do you know?
Adrian Monk: I'll tell you what I know. John Keyes is your son.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?!
Adrian Monk: No, it makes perfect sense. They've been in it together, planning it together from the very beginning. Here's what happened. They knew that once they robbed this store, John would be the number one suspect. He needed an airtight alibi. That's where you came in.
Marge Johnson: Adrian, you're scaring me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk.
Adrian Monk: Your son got himself a phony ID. And rented the house next door. Then you started complaining about his drumming. Oh, you were the perfect alibi. Who would ever question the little old lady who lived next door? And I was your perfect patsy. You befriended me, you led me on, you made me love you so that I would vouch for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Buddy, are you sure about this?
Marge Johnson: Adrian, I- I hardly know the man. He's a neighbor.
Adrian Monk: He's your son.
Marge Johnson: No, he's my neighbor.
Adrian Monk: He's your son.
Marge Johnson: He's my neighbor!
Adrian Monk: He's your neighbor and your son.
‘Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: All right, so they broke in, they killed a security guard, and stole an egg-eating robot.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, could the machine possibly be involved?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd you say?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, in science fiction, they sometimes come alive. They become sentient. If this were a movie, you'd believe me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If this were a movie, I could walk out, Randy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: It looks like it's an inside job. Security tapes are missing, and the store gets re-supplied the first Tuesday of every month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that was yesterday, so he was plugged in somehow. We're putting together some names, going back ten years, everybody that's ever worked here.
Adrian Monk: You don't have to go back ten years. The manager only worked here for a year. The killer wore a ski mask, ergo, the killer was afraid he'd be recognized, ergo, the killer must have worked here recently.
Lieutenant Disher: "Ergo" the killer? What's that, Hungarian?
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name isn't "Ergo," Randy.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Bell: You're a lucky man. [off Monk's silence] Adrian? Talk to me. Come on.
Adrian Monk: What's the catch?
Dr. Bell: With what?
Adrian Monk: With Marge. What do you suppose she's after?
Dr. Bell: All right, Adrian-
Adrian Monk: Every time somebody wants to be my friend, it turns out they're after something. They have an angle.
Dr. Bell: No, not necessarily.
Adrian Monk: How could somebody- How could anybody love me unconditionally? I mean, come on. You've met me.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I know you've been burned in the past, but you have to trust people. See, there's not always a catch.
Adrian Monk: Then how do you explain this? There's always a catch.