Adrian Monk Quote #2131

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's 100th Case

Jimmy Belmont: I worked on my plan for a month.
James Novak: Really?
Jimmy Belmont: My plan was perfect.
Hal Tucker: I had a good plan too. I was very proud of my plan.
Joey Krenshaw: Check this out. I find a dead daredevil on the side of the road. I knocked my cousin out, put him in the daredevil costume, and threw him off a roof.
Hal Tucker: That was you?
Joey Krenshaw: Yeah. Oh, that was good.
Joey Krenshaw: Well, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Any other cop never would have figured it out.
Jimmy Belmont: That was brilliant, man.
Joey Krenshaw: Thanks.
Hal Tucker: Hey, remind me, didn't you, like, kill a pig and then prop a jeep up on a salt lick or something?
Jimmy Belmont: It wasn't a jeep. It was a pickup truck.
Hal Tucker: Still, it's pretty fantastic.
James Novak: So you all had fantastic plans. So what happened?
Jimmy Belmont: Adrian Monk.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, Monk.
Joey Krenshaw: Monk happened. The guy is relentless.
Hal Tucker: Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.

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 ‘Mr. Monk's 100th Case’ Quotes

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Adrian Monk: What about her lipstick?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lipstick? Looks like he took it.
Lieutenant Disher: Lipstick Killer. Lipstick Assassin. Mr. Lipstick. I've always wanted to name one of these guys.
James Novak: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: If you can name them, you can catch them.
James Novak: Why?

Quote from Marci Maven

Marci Maven: You know, "fan" can mean one thing to you, and then, you know, something completely different to, like, say, judge Harriet Waxman of the Third District Court, you know? And I'll tell you something about Judge Waxman. She's never been in love. So she's shooting from that perspective, you know what I mean?
James Novak: Where did you get all these pictures?
Marci Maven: Oh, do you like them? Yeah, yeah, they're, um... Well, this one is probably my favorite, If I had to pick a favorite. This is actually real. It's not Photoshopped at all. And it's from a case we worked on together, a homicide. It took a lot of clue hugs, but we cracked it.
James Novak: How about that one?
Marci Maven: This one? Okay. Um, this one is another case, but this one wasn't, um... This one wasn't as real.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Hal Tucker: Well, killing my girlfriend was the easy part. The hard part was pretending to be Monk's friend for a week.
Jimmy Belmont: You ever hear the man try and tell a joke?
Joey Krenshaw: It's like verbal root canal.
Hal Tucker: Excruciating.
James Novak: How did you feel when he arrested you?
Hal Tucker: I actually- I was feeling sorry for him. I felt like he was the village idiot or something. You know, it was humiliating.
Jimmy Belmont: Until that there summation thing.
Hal Tucker: Oh, my God. That summation. I love when people tell me what I've already done.
Joey Krenshaw: Droned! Just, uh, the longest four minutes of my life.
Hal Tucker: I mean, I knew what I did. I killed her. I didn't need him to tell me.