Adrian Monk Quote #2068
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Adrian Monk: What was that? Did you feel that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we've been hit! We're goin' down! I mean, we're goin' down more!
Petty Officer Wedoes: It's okay, brother. It's just a little sea turbulence.
Petty Officer Kramer: Good thing he wasn't with us in January.
Adrian Monk: What- What happened in january?
Petty Officer Kramer: We hit a mountain.
Adrian Monk: You hit a mountain? You didn't see a mountain?
Petty Officer Wedoes: It was an undersea mountain.
Petty Officer Kramer: There was a mix-up on the bridge. They were using some old nav charts.
Adrian Monk: And you hit a mountain?
Petty Officer Kramer: It's nobody's fault. There was a big inquest. CO. Testified. Everybody was cleared.
Adrian Monk: But you have a new chart now, right?
Petty Officer Kramer: Yes, sir.
Adrian Monk: We're sure about that? It has all the mountains?
Petty Officer Kramer: Yes, sir.
Adrian Monk: Not just most of the mountains, it has all the mountains?
Petty Officer Kramer: Wait, you know what? I'm not sure. I'm kidding, sir. We have. Yeah, we're gonna be fine.
Adrian Monk: You shouldn't joke about mountains. It's not funny.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is Underwater’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Steven Albright: Sir, you don't have to hold your breath. There's plenty of air.
Adrian Monk: [exhales] How much time?
Steven Albright: 15 seconds.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure he killed himself.
Natalie: How do you know?
Adrian Monk: I've been on board 15 seconds and I'm suicidal.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It doesn't feel like a man-made boat or a submarine. It feels like a living thing. Like a beast. And I'm in- In the lungs or the stomach. It's like it's swallowed me whole. I feel like it's digesting me. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.
Dr. Bell: [imaginary] Yes, it's quite fortuitous. I heard you were on a submarine, and I thought you could use my help. So I climbed on board just as the ship was going underwater.
Adrian Monk: Wow. What do we do now?
Dr. Bell: Well, we're gonna take it one day at a time. One hour at a time. We're gonna get through this together.
Adrian Monk: Hmm.
Dr. Bell: I've been observing you, Adrian. You're doing very well in spite of your condition. Your acute claustrophobia.
Adrian Monk: Well...
Dr. Bell: I'd even say you're being rather heroic.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I have to be brave for Natalie's sake. She's just a girl. She's depending on me.
Dr. Bell: Well, she's lucky to have you.
Adrian Monk: That's true. What? Medal of honor? I think that's a bit premature, Dr. Bell.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Wait. Dr. Bell, he's right outside. Dr. Bell, open the hatch! Dr. Bell!
Natalie: Dr. Bell! What am I saying? Help, somebody, help!