Adrian Monk Quote #2062
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Lieutenant Disher: [answers phone] This is Disher.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, Randy, it's me. Adrian Monk. I need you to I need you to research a possible murder victim.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, sure, what's the name?
Adrian Monk: Okay, he's a Lieutenant Commander. Jason Pierce. Talk to his family, see what they think. Maybe he kept a diary or some sort of log.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I'll get right on it. Where are you?
Adrian Monk: I'm on a submarine. The USS Seattle.
Lieutenant Disher: [chuckles] Yeah, seriously.
Adrian Monk: We're underwater. Periscope depth. Water temp, 46 degrees. Speed, 50 knots. Relative bearing two-five-niner.
Lieutenant Disher: You're on a submarine?
Adrian Monk: Roger that.
Lieutenant Disher: How you doin'?
Adrian Monk: Fine, I'm fine. I'd be going crazy if Dr. Bell wasn't here.
Lieutenant Disher: Dr Dr. Bell's there? How did he get on the submarine?
Adrian Monk: Well, hold on. Look, I'll let him tell you. He's right here. [to air] It's Disher. Yeah, I work with him.
Lieutenant Disher: [after a long silence] Monk?
Adrian Monk: I know, right?
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, Monk? Monk?
Adrian Monk: Can you believe it? That's a true story.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, uh-huh. Is there anyone else there I can talk to?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is Underwater’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Steven Albright: Sir, you don't have to hold your breath. There's plenty of air.
Adrian Monk: [exhales] How much time?
Steven Albright: 15 seconds.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure he killed himself.
Natalie: How do you know?
Adrian Monk: I've been on board 15 seconds and I'm suicidal.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It doesn't feel like a man-made boat or a submarine. It feels like a living thing. Like a beast. And I'm in- In the lungs or the stomach. It's like it's swallowed me whole. I feel like it's digesting me. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.
Dr. Bell: [imaginary] Yes, it's quite fortuitous. I heard you were on a submarine, and I thought you could use my help. So I climbed on board just as the ship was going underwater.
Adrian Monk: Wow. What do we do now?
Dr. Bell: Well, we're gonna take it one day at a time. One hour at a time. We're gonna get through this together.
Adrian Monk: Hmm.
Dr. Bell: I've been observing you, Adrian. You're doing very well in spite of your condition. Your acute claustrophobia.
Adrian Monk: Well...
Dr. Bell: I'd even say you're being rather heroic.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I have to be brave for Natalie's sake. She's just a girl. She's depending on me.
Dr. Bell: Well, she's lucky to have you.
Adrian Monk: That's true. What? Medal of honor? I think that's a bit premature, Dr. Bell.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Wait. Dr. Bell, he's right outside. Dr. Bell, open the hatch! Dr. Bell!
Natalie: Dr. Bell! What am I saying? Help, somebody, help!