Adrian Monk Quote #2046
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes a Punch
Adrian Monk: How did I do?
Ray Regis: You finished. That was the main thing. You ran that whole half mile.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, but how long? How long?
Ray Regis: Adrian, it was just a test run. It don't really count.
Adrian Monk: Because it felt like five minutes, maybe maybe six. Between five and six.
Ray Regis: Well.
Adrian Monk: 27 minutes?! That's not possible. It's not- This thing is broken.
Ray Regis: Well, you kept rearranging the hurdles and touching everything. That stuff adds up.
Adrian Monk: I'll never do it.
Ray Regis: Hey. Never say never. Never say never. That's the worst swear word there is. You can do it and you will do it. The beast is in you. You'll do it when you have to do it. When it's crunch time, you will reach down, deep down, and you will find it. You're gonna find it. And hopefully, I will too.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm looking for Frankie.
Johnny: Who are you?
Frankie Marino: Johnny, it's okay. The captain and I are old friends.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Friends is a funny word. I'm looking for Charles Bach.
Frankie Marino: Bach?
Lieutenant Disher: The iceman. He's been on your payroll for ten years.
Frankie Marino: You wearing a wire, lieutenant?
[Disher removes his tie, unbuttons his shirt to reveal his bare chest, turns around and lifts his shirt up to show his lower back. He unbuttons his pants and drops them to his legs.]
Frankie Marino: How about you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.
Frankie Marino: Okay. Let's talk.
Lieutenant Disher: Why did I just get undressed?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Randy. Everyone in the room is wondering the same thing.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: How'd it go?
Natalie: It went good. You know, it was our first day. So we're just warming up, but he's gonna do great.
Adrian Monk: Eh, I went about 30 yards.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hit a wall?
Adrian Monk: I wish I had. It would have knocked me unconscious.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Mister Regis, Ray, Machine, do you have any enemies? Or have you received any threats lately?
Ray Regis: Not lately. Five years ago when I lost the title, it seemed like everybody wanted my head.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was a tough night. I thought you had him in the fifth.
Ray Regis: Yeah. It wasn't my night.
Lieutenant Disher: It's a tough racket. I do a little boxing myself. Light middleweight.
Captain Stottlemeyer: When did you box?
Lieutenant Disher: Remember the benefit for the police athlete league? Took Sergeant Mulroney in nine rounds. TKO. Left uppercut.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Stan Mulroney? He retired 12 years ago. We called him "Pops."
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, that's right. He was older than me. He was experienced. Wiley.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He had a cane.
Lieutenant Disher: And he used it.