Adrian Monk Quote #2014
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Genius
Adrian Monk: I understand that you almost beat Patrick Kloster.
Eric Tavela: I'll get him next time.
Adrian Monk: What kind of player is he, would you say?
Eric Tavela: Kloster's a behaviorist. He studies you, not the game. He crawls inside your head, and it's kinda spooky.
Natalie: Yeah, what is a poisoned pawn?
Eric Tavela: Well, the poisoned pawn is a trap. He dangles a pawn in the middle of the board. And, you know, most people can't resist it. And then he swoops in and crushes you. [defeats Julie]
Adrian Monk: They can't resist it.
Eric Tavela: That's checkmate. Thank you, Vassar. That was fun.
Adrian Monk: A trap. A trap she couldn't resist.
Natalie: What? What? What? What? I know that look. You did it, didn't you? you figured it out. Who's the real genius now, huh? Who just outsmarted the smartest guy in the whole world? Tell me "you."
Adrian Monk: I did.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Genius’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Patrick Kloster: Mr. Monk. That's my piece, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: I'm just centering it. You'll thank me later.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Don't do it.
Adrian Monk: Don't do what?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Break my heart. You're thinking about planting evidence in Kloster's house. Monk, I've been a cop for 30 years. I've had this conversation nine times. I never thought that I'd be having it with you. There's a line. You step across it, and you're gone for good. There's no going back.
Adrian Monk: You don't understand.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I do understand. I've been there. I've had cases like this, cases you couldn't shake. Sometimes you have to let it go.
Adrian Monk: Let it go?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We have to move on. There's a city- A city full of people. Other people that need our help right now.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Ah, I'm afraid you can't touch that. I'm sorry.
Woman #1: She was our niece.
Adrian Monk: Well, I'm a former police officer. And I'm afraid we have to borrow your niece, her remains, for a couple of days.
Woman #2: Borrow her?
Adrian Monk: Yes, we have to run some toxicology tests on the body.
Woman #1: Oh, my goodness.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, we do it all the time. We're going to cut her open just- Just a little bit. And slice off a teeny tiny, tiny piece of her liver and her stomach, and maybe take a little, tiny, nearly imperceptible bit of fluid from her eyeball. Like on TV. Who likes TV?
Woman #1: But why?
Adrian Monk: The fact is we think she may have been poisoned.
Woman #2: But how did the poison get in the cable car?
Adrian Monk: What cable car?
Woman #1: The cable car that hit her. That's how Marjorie was killed.
Adrian Monk: Um, um, um...
Patrick Kloster: Mr. Monk, that's not my wife. My wife is right here. I had her cremated two hours ago. As you can see, I have anticipated your every move.
Adrian Monk: Cremated?
Patrick Kloster: Yes, I don't think your toxicology tests are gonna do much good, but you are welcome to try. Aw, I know that look. I've seen it quite often. That's how my opponents look when they know they've been beaten. Your move, Mr. Monk.