Adrian Monk Quote #1997
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Jake Phillips: Hi. Mr. M. Are you ready for some good news?
Adrian Monk: Yes, please. Thank you.
Jake Phillips: Ramone is getting married. His old lady said yes. Ramone.
Natalie: Huh? No, what about the house?
Jake Phillips: Yeah, you know, I'm glad you mentioned it. Ramone, Ramone, Ramone! Siesta. We found some mold.
Adrian Monk: Mold?
Jake Phillips: Yeah. It probably started in the bathroom and spread from there. So what we gotta do is we gotta go in, and we gotta get the mold out.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. Please, honest Jake. I am begging you-
Jake Phillips: Okay, okay. It's- It's fine. If you wanna live, you know, with the spores. The fungus. The bacteria living. Spreading. Eating your house from the inside out. Uh, it's your decision. It's your house. I'll go put this back.
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