Adrian Monk Quote #1991

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House

Jake Phillips: Uh-oh.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh? What- What- What uh-oh?
Jake Phillips: Your wires are all frayed. The connection is rusted.
Adrian Monk: Oh, what- What- What does it mean?
Jake Phillips: Well, it means you're not up to code, my friend. This is a fire trap. Okay, we're gonna have to run a new line to here. We're gonna have to go through that wall. Feed it up over here-
Adrian Monk: Oh, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, wait. I love that wall. That's- That's my third favorite wall.
Jake Phillips: Adrian, I'm a surgeon. Just gonna be like taking out an appendix. Little incision. Snip, snip, snip. Pop over with the wire and the fixture. Little spackle. Little paint.
Adrian Monk: Is it- Is it going to be, you know, like, messy?
Jake Phillips: Nah, no way. Won't even know I was here.

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