Adrian Monk Quote #1956
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Captain Stottlemeyer: [answers phone] Stottlemeyer.
Adrian Monk: Leland, it's me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, thank God. Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Leland, I know who set me up. It was that Sheriff.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Rollins? Why?
Adrian Monk: I don't know why. I can't figure that out. But I know how.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, okay, how? How is good. Let's start with how.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I had some orange juice in my refrigerator.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Adrian Monk: Somebody drank from it. I thought it was Natalie.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, we haven't got a lot of time here.
Adrian Monk: I'm talking about Rollins. It was him. He's always drinking juice. I heard him talking about it. Leland, here's what happened. He broke into my house the day before the shooting.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And raided your refrigerator?
Adrian Monk: That's right. Then he drank some orange juice. About four ounces. Then he found my handgun.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He switched guns?
Adrian Monk: Not the whole gun, just the barrel. My gun's a Lane & Westing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The barrels are interchangeable.
Adrian Monk: Right, he used the six-fingered man's prints and the note to lure me to the sculpture garden. He was hiding there, about 50 feet behind me. He waited for me to pull my gun, and then he took the shot. He told me to lie on the ground face down. That's probably when he did it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He switched them back. So when the lab said the bullet came from your gun...
Adrian Monk: They were right. It was my gun. Atl east part of it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, can you prove it? Do you have anything else?
Adrian Monk: Okay. Leland, are you sitting down? I have a plastic tab from a juice container.
Captain Stottlemeyer: D- Do you have any fingerprints?
Adrian Monk: Fingerprints? No. No. That's not enough, is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not enough!
Features in the collection: Here's What Happened.
‘Here's What Happened’
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Actor
Lieutenant Disher: How you doin'? We were looking at this case all wrong. It wasn't a burglary. It was all about the wall. The whole time. Here's what happened. The killer was in here last Thursday night. This is where he met Michelle Cullman. They have an artist in here a few nights a week sketching the customers. He drew their picture right there on the wall. After the murder, the killer remembered the sketch. That sketch could hang him. It could prove that he was with the victim the night she died. And it would prove what he was wearing. The same shirt we found at the murder scene. He had to destroy that sketch. So he smashed through the wall and pretended it was part of a burglary. He just pretended to be breaking into a pawn shop. It was never about the pawnshop.
Female Cop: I know.
Lieutenant Disher: You know?
Female Cop: I was here ten minutes ago when Monk was explaining it to you.
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized
Lieutenant Disher: All right, well she told some paramedic that she loosened one of those baseboards. She pretended to be asleep. When he came back to check on her. Bam. Side of the head. [Monk laughs]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us?
Adrian Monk: I can see his butt.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, the man is dead.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, of embarrassment! Sorry. I've got it. Here's what happened. Tuesday night, Larkin abducted his wife from that parking lot. He overpowered her. Maybe he drugged her. Then, he brought her up here. He kept her prisoner. For three days, he taunted her. He humiliated her. Something about some jewelry. He- He even refused to feed her. But last night he went a little too far. In all the excitement, his pants fell down. He killed himself. He didn't have a choice. She'd seen his hiney. [laughs]
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think we're done here.
‘Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.