Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #320
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
Captain Stottlemeyer: Was your uncle a professional painter?
Wendy Larson: No, it was just a hobby. He took it up late in life just a few years ago.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Was he any good?
Wendy Larson: I didn't think so, to be honest. But he did sell a lot of his paintings to a collector from Russia.
Captain Stottlemeyer: From Russia? Do you remember his name?
Wendy Larson: I never met him. But I think he bought all of them. Except for the last one. The one uncle Scott was working on when he died.
Lieutenant Disher: That's the one you put out by the curb?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is this your uncle?
Wendy Larson: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What does he have to do with Carson Paper?
Wendy Larson: He worked there for 30 years.
Lieutenant Disher: What's Carson Paper?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Carson Paper has a contract with the US Treasury. They make money. Or at least the paper it's printed on.
‘Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Petya must be running late.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, I've been doing a little research on your friend Petya. I Googled him. At least I tried to, and there's no record of him anywhere.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, people like Petya. Important people, wealthy people. They are un-Google-able.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, it doesn't work like that. It's not like an unlisted phone number.
Adrian Monk: Un-google-able! End of discussion.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: All right, all right, Adrian. Adrian, I understand. Now, you're feeling unfulfilled.
Adrian Monk: It's all the same. Crime scene, witness, suspect, question, answer.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, this- This is perfectly normal, Adrian. No job can completely satisfy anyone. There is more to life than just working.
Adrian Monk: I know that.
Dr. Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, we only have an hour.
Adrian Monk: Ssh. Don't move. It's almost done.
Dr. Kroger: You know, while we have a moment, my assistant said that you did not bring a check today.
Adrian Monk: This should take care of it. That ought to cover us till June.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, well, thank you for this. I- I hope you're not insulted, but I think I'd rather have the check.