Adrian Monk Quote #1918
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
Petya Lovak: Is this some of your work? Do you mind if I... Please? Oh, I love this. [places on painting on easel]
Adrian Monk: Well... Yeah. [reorients painting] Actually, it's a banana.
Petya Lovak: It's a flat... It's a flat banana.
Adrian Monk: Yes. I had my assistant flatten it, straighten it.
Petya Lovak: A flat banana. I get it. I love it. I want it.
Adrian Monk: You want to buy it?
Petya Lovak: Yes, I give you $300 cash. And I'll take it right away.
Adrian Monk: $300?
Petya Lovak: Let's make it 500. And this one too. I must have this.
Adrian Monk: No no, that one doesn't count. I messed it up. That- It's just a swoosh.
Petya Lovak: No, Mr. Monk. Let me tell you. You say more with one swoosh than most artists say with a million swoosh. Just look at this. From a distance. Eternity dives. Brilliant! There. So can I propose to you a thousand dollars for both those pieces? Do we have a deal?
Adrian Monk: I don't usually shake hands, but I thank you.
Petya Lovak: Mr. Monk, you are a true revelation. And I would like the world to know it.
Adrian Monk: I don't know what to say.
Petya Lovak: Don't say anything. Just paint, paint, paint! And when you can't paint anymore, just continue painting.
‘Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Petya must be running late.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, I've been doing a little research on your friend Petya. I Googled him. At least I tried to, and there's no record of him anywhere.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, people like Petya. Important people, wealthy people. They are un-Google-able.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, it doesn't work like that. It's not like an unlisted phone number.
Adrian Monk: Un-google-able! End of discussion.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: All right, all right, Adrian. Adrian, I understand. Now, you're feeling unfulfilled.
Adrian Monk: It's all the same. Crime scene, witness, suspect, question, answer.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, this- This is perfectly normal, Adrian. No job can completely satisfy anyone. There is more to life than just working.
Adrian Monk: I know that.
Dr. Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, we only have an hour.
Adrian Monk: Ssh. Don't move. It's almost done.
Dr. Kroger: You know, while we have a moment, my assistant said that you did not bring a check today.
Adrian Monk: This should take care of it. That ought to cover us till June.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, well, thank you for this. I- I hope you're not insulted, but I think I'd rather have the check.