Adrian Monk Quote #1915
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are the odds, right? Same Junkyard, two victims, two nights running?
Adrian Monk: This is wrong. I don't think he died here. This is 12 inches, right?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: The knife's 48 inches off the ground.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right.
Adrian Monk: That's 54 inches.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It doesn't match.
Adrian Monk: He was stabbed somewhere else. He was killed here. Then moved over there to the booby trap to make it look like an accident.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe the guy who drove off last night came back.
Captain Stottlemeyer: For what? What the hell are they after?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. There's something here. Something worth dying for, or killing for.
Natalie: Here?
‘Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Petya must be running late.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, I've been doing a little research on your friend Petya. I Googled him. At least I tried to, and there's no record of him anywhere.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, people like Petya. Important people, wealthy people. They are un-Google-able.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, it doesn't work like that. It's not like an unlisted phone number.
Adrian Monk: Un-google-able! End of discussion.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: All right, all right, Adrian. Adrian, I understand. Now, you're feeling unfulfilled.
Adrian Monk: It's all the same. Crime scene, witness, suspect, question, answer.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, this- This is perfectly normal, Adrian. No job can completely satisfy anyone. There is more to life than just working.
Adrian Monk: I know that.
Dr. Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, we only have an hour.
Adrian Monk: Ssh. Don't move. It's almost done.
Dr. Kroger: You know, while we have a moment, my assistant said that you did not bring a check today.
Adrian Monk: This should take care of it. That ought to cover us till June.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, well, thank you for this. I- I hope you're not insulted, but I think I'd rather have the check.