Adrian Monk Quote #1879
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Natalie: Well, who is it? Wait, don't tell me. Let me figure it out.
Gloria Morales: Next in line!
Natalie: Her. The pregnant woman. It's always the ones you least expect.
Adrian Monk: Gloria Morales. Good guess, but wrong. No, she's not strong enough. The inside man had to move this ficus tree to block that security camera.
Natalie: What about Madge?
Adrian Monk: Same problem. She couldn't move the tree. She's got a bad back.
Natalie: What about him? He looks pretty strong.
Adrian Monk: That's Leon Harrison. He could probably move the tree, but he's too short.
Natalie: Too short?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. The inside man had to trip the breaker to disengage the alarm. It goes to the back door. The junction box is behind this cabinet, which is bolted to the floor. I tried, but I just can't reach it. So the inside man has to be taller than me.
Natalie: Hey, what about her? She's pretty tall.
Adrian Monk: Tiffany Preston.
Natalie: It's her, isn't it? God, kids today. I blame the parents, really.
Adrian Monk: No no, Natalie, it's not her. She is tall enough. But the inside man also had to unlock the back gate. Tiffany just started working here, so she doesn't have that key.
Natalie: But that's everybody. There's no one left.
Adrian Monk: Not quite.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.