Adrian Monk Quote #1773
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, why don't you take off? You have a life. I can stick around.
Natalie: Nah. Julie's with my folks. I can stay.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I hope he enjoys it while he can. Cause when he wakes up, it's back to reality. Have you seen this? The whole city's gone ga-ga over Harold Krenshaw. [Monk wakes up] Hey, how you feelin'?
Adrian Monk: "After years of thrilling the public and eluding authorities, the Frisco Fly's true identity, mild-mannered loan officer Harold Krenshaw, school board member, a real-life spider-man."
Captain Stottlemeyer: He's not Spider-man. Spider-man goes around helping people.
Natalie: Yeah. You're Spider-man.
Adrian Monk: Where are my shoelaces?
Natalie: Uh...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Dr. Kroger thought that-
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Okay, I get it.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Daredevil’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Vehicle Identification Universal tracking program. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, shoot.
Lieutenant Disher: First letter "t," as in tsunami.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Tsunami.
Lieutenant Disher: Silent "t."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why not "T" as in "Tom"? Just say "Tom."
Lieutenant Disher: What's the difference?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It doesn't- The "t" is silent.
Lieutenant Disher: It's not completely silent. T- sunami.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, all right. Let's go.
Lieutenant Disher: Uh, second letter, "P" as in...
Captain Stottlemeyer: "P" as in "Paul."
Lieutenant Disher: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Too late. I typed it. "P."
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, but the person reading the letters gets to say the word. That's how we do it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's how who does it?
Lieutenant Disher: Society. We live in a society.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, we do Randy. Meanwhile the p's been sitting on my screen for ten minutes.
Lieutenant Disher: Fine. "P" for pan. No. Panavision. Tsunami, panavision. The next letter, "L" as in...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh...
Lieutenant Disher: No, we can come back to that one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, we can't come back to it, Randy. We- [phone rings] Whoever this is, thank you very much for calling.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Okay, so we're just going to take this really slow. Mr. Monk? Okay, now, you're afraid of a lot of things.
Adrian Monk: 312.
Natalie: Right, 312. But all we want to do today is beat one of them. Wouldn't that be great if we just crossed one of those right off your list?
Julie Teeger: Okay, here are four things that you're scared of, but don't worry, you don't have to do all of them. You can just pick one. You can drink the milk, or you could play the harmonica, put the ladybug on your finger, or you can climb the ladder.
Adrian Monk: That's a big ladder.
Julie Teeger: It's only four feet.