Natalie Quote #178
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
Adrian Monk: [on video chat] Hello? Hello. Hello, can you see me?
Natalie: Yes, Mr. Monk, we can see you. Don't- Don't touch anything. No, Mr. Monk, it's fine.
Adrian Monk: Look, here I am.
Natalie: Yeah, but don't- Don't touch it, it's fine. Okay, so, um, everybody's here. Including the captain.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, and me. Hey, Monk!
Adrian Monk: Is that Randy? What are you wearing?
Lieutenant Disher: Police tape. Where are you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's her bedroom.
Adrian Monk: So it would appear. Linda was playing some music, remember?
Linda Fusco: You see? I told you. He was stalking me. Now, can't you do anything?
Adrian Monk: Leland! Leland. I've been trying to call you all day. Something I have to show you. I know how she did it.
Linda Fusco: [turns off the monitor] Leland, please. Just get me out of here. Please, I can't take this anymore.
Let's just go. Right now. Let's just go. Go to the airport.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We can't leave now. We've got reservations.
Linda Fusco: Oh, forget Hawaii. Let's just- Let's just disappear. We can start over. Maybe South America. Maybe Venezuela.
[As Natalie opens the office window, Hawaiian luau music can be heard]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Listen. Do you hear that?
Natalie: I think it's coming from down there.
‘Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Adrian Monk: [over intercom] Ms. Hubbert, I'm sure you wouldn't want us to inform the school board about your little drinking problem.
Helen Hubbert: What? I mean, how-
Adrian Monk: How? How? We're the FBI, that's how!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, for God's sakes, he can see the flask in your pocket.
Adrian Monk: And Ms. Hubbert, I'm sure you wouldn't want the IRS to know about your second job. You have been moonlighting as a waitress, haven't you? Have you been reporting all of your tips?
Captain Stottlemeyer: He's looking inside your purse. He can see your wad of singles. Hey! Hey, Agent FBI Man, huh? [drags shoe across the mirror] Here, what do you think of that?
Adrian Monk: Leland, you can put this woman away for the rest of her life. Linda Fusco will still be guilty.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Yeah, we have some news, some good news.
Natalie: Yeah. We have good news. We think we know who killed Sean Corcoran.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's great. That was fast.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. This individual has a motive.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good. Motive is good.
Adrian Monk: Owns a shotgun, and had access to the house.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, let's pick him up. What's his name? [Monk looks at Natalie] Monk, the suspect has a name, right? And what is that name?
Adrian Monk: ... Linda. Linda Fusco.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] That's hilarious. You got me. That's good. Ha! That's rich. See you guys manana.
Natalie: Captain? He's not joking. He never jokes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's true.
Adrian Monk: She's the guy.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [over intercom] Excuse me. Could you fix the blinds, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't feel like it.
Adrian Monk: I wasn't talking to you. Ma'am? I'm gonna need you to fix the blinds at this time.
Helen Hubbert: Who is that?
Adrian Monk: I'm with the FBI. In Washington.
Natalie: Stop it.
Adrian Monk: D.C. Watching you on my computer. Screen.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Don't listen to him, ma'am. He is not-
Adrian Monk: Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to fix the blind. And while you're at it, pick up the Styrofoam pieces scattered about the room.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He is not a federal agent.
Adrian Monk: Yes, he- I am.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, he's not. He's an ex-cop who hates himself and hates his life and isn't happy unless everybody else is as miserable as he is!