Adrian Monk Quote #1558
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Adrian Monk: "For the first year of my marriage, I thought the only flavor was charcoal."
Kevin Dorfman: [laughs] Yeah, 'cause she was a bad cook. She burnt everything. You see?
Adrian Monk: That's good. Oh, wow, that's powerful. Are they all that good?
Kevin Dorfman: Well, he performed a lot of them at my Bar Mitzvah. And he killed.
Adrian Monk: Oh, thank you, Kevin. Wow. All right, let's see. I'll take some "Mother-In-Laws."
Kevin Dorfman: Splendid.
Adrian Monk: Oh, "Hippy jokes." I bet those are good.
Kevin Dorfman: Those are good.
Adrian Monk: And what are these red ones?
Kevin Dorfman: Those are his dirty jokes. He only used those when he was in real trouble.
Adrian Monk: I'll just take one of those, okay?
Kevin Dorfman: Take it.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I think I'm going to change that to "B.M."
Kevin Dorfman: Yeah, that still- Still works.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]