Lieutenant Disher Quote #174
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Adrian Monk: Anyway, one of his guys-
Lieutenant Disher: Goons. They're called Goons. The Goon Platoon.
Adrian Monk: Goons. One of his Goons - thank you - snuck into the house, turns on the gas...
Lieutenant Disher: It could have been J.J. The guy's a joke machine. He's been with Max for 15 years. Since Philadelphia.
Adrian Monk: Whoever it was, turned on the gas, closed the bedroom door. She never woke up.
Captain Stottlemeyer: How did they get in the house?
Natalie: Max made an extra key.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It sounds good, but it doesn't track. This is new. It's from the security company. That house is wired. It's monitored 24-7, sealed tight. No door or window was opened all night long. No one, no thing came in or out.
Natalie: What about that window? It says "open".
Captain Stottlemeyer: That is a ventilation window to the basement. It only opens 8 inches.
Lieutenant Disher: Little Willie!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who? Little Willie. He's a little person. He'd do anything for Max. Last week, he ate his own weight in bologna. Jiggle me timbers! I think I just solved the case!
Natalie: "Jiggle me timbers"?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, that's something that Ma-- I heard it on the radio. I don't remember who says it. I don't know.
‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]