Adrian Monk Quote #1522
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Housekeeper: Natalie, it's for you.
Natalie: Oh, thank you. [on the phone] Oh, Mr. Monk, thank God.
Adrian Monk: I'm gonna need you to come and get me now.
Natalie: Well, what happened? Where are you?
Adrian Monk: I'm in my bedroom. I work here now. I'm the butler.
Natalie: You're the butler?
Adrian Monk: Yes, your old boyfriend just hired me. I'm the new manservant.
Natalie: I think that's great.
Adrian Monk: Do you? Do you really? Do you think it's great?
Natalie: You'll be able to look around. You're right there. You're in the belly of the beast.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's not a good thing. It's a bad thing. Okay, it's a belly, and it's a beast. Now come and get me.
Natalie: How 'bout this? I pick you up tomorrow morning.
Adrian Monk: Tomorrow morning?
Natalie: Yes, maybe by then we'll have something to show the captain.
Adrian Monk: Okay, yeah, that's one scenario. May I suggest an alternate scenario? [hits phone against table] Pick me up!
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Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.
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Adrian Monk: I've divided the house into four zones.
Susie: Mr. Stilson usually just has us start in the kitchen.
Adrian Monk: Mr. Stilson is no longer with us. So from now on, we're going to be cleaning the house my way. The Monk way.
Susie: Who's Monk?
Adrian Monk: You see, I grew up in a monastery. And the monks were very demanding. We were cleaning constantly. Mostly dusting. It was very dusty. Crypts, catacombs. It was holy dust. But still... You know, dust. That is the Monk way.
Paul Buchanan: Well, you heard the man. We'll be doing it the Monk way.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: As a butler?
Lieutenant Disher: A house manager. They prefer house manager.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why?
Adrian Monk: I'm good at it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you're good at this. You're good at being a cop.
Adrian Monk: Really? The department doesn't seem to think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, I get it. Those sons of bitches and the hiring freeze. Look, Monk, I told you I am working on that, okay? Just give me a little more time.
Adrian Monk: It's too late, Captain. I've moved on. It's a new dawn.
Lieutenant Disher: What about Natalie?
Adrian Monk: I'm hoping that Natalie will remain in my employ. There is a position opening up in the kitchen. Speaking of kitchens, I really must get back. I have a duck in the oven that's not going to braise itself. And the master is very particular about that sort of thing. [exits]