Natalie Quote #146
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Hal Tucker: What's going on?
Natalie: That's exactly what we were wondering, Mr. Tucker.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you mind telling us why you've been hanging out with Monk?
Hal Tucker: Well, he's a good guy. He's a lot of fun.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm gonna ask you one more time, why are you hanging with Monk?
Natalie: You know he doesn't have any money.
Hal Tucker: So what?
Lieutenant Disher: Does he know you have a record? Receiving stolen property.
Hal Tucker: Yeah. Yeah, he knows all about it, and he's cool with it. What's this got to do with you?
Natalie: We love him.
ha:Oh, you do? Then when's the last time you hung out with him, you know, just to hang out, or called him just to talk? He is a great guy. He's odd and funny and brilliant. But you wouldn't know that. I mean, to you, he's just some sort of crime-solving machine. A robot that you wind up and point at a crime scene and let him do your job for you. And to you, he's your funny, quirky boss. That you can make fun of and tell stories about behind his back. What kind of friends are you? If Adrian Monk has a problem, it's not with me.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Makes a Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.