Adrian Monk Quote #1420
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Security Guard: Whoa, whoa, calm down. We got a police emergency here. This guy needs to talk to the crowd.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me, hello. I don't mean to kill your buzz.
Man: [o.s.] Go home!
Woman: [o.s.] Yeah, get out of here.
Adrian Monk: I am a former police officer. [crowd boos] Thank you, thank you very much. Take it easy. Everybody chill. That blue beach ball contains material evidence in a homicide investigation. So we need you to bring the blue beach ball down to the stage.
Man: [o.s.] Hey, you suck!
Adrian Monk: Yes, I know. I know. It's true. I am a straight. But I have a dream. A dream that someday all the hippies and all the straights can live together side by side. Not too close. Because, you know, the smell.
Man: [o.s.] Go home!
Adrian Monk: You know, the hippie smell. Okay, okay, people, I need that ball! I'm not joking!
Crowd: [chant] Music! Music!
Adrian Monk: All right, that's it. That- That's obstruction! You're all under arrest! If you cannot afford an attorney...
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
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Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
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Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.