Adrian Monk Quote #1419
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, it doesn't matter, the--the D.A. not gonna buy it! We don't have anything! We don't have any real physical evidence!
Lieutenant Disher: What about- What about the sheet music?
Natalie: Nah, he burned it onstage!
Captain Stottlemeyer: All we've got is this guitar string! And that's not enough, and you know it.
Adrian Monk: The beach ball. The beach ball!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me?
Adrian Monk: When he was pretending to be Stork, and he was still... still in disguise, Kedder blew up that blue beach ball!
Lieutenant Disher: There'll be a million fingerprints on that ball, Monk!
Adrian Monk: The proof is not on the beach ball, it's in the beach ball.
Natalie: Oh, the asthma!
Lieutenant Disher: In the beach ball?
Adrian Monk: Kris Kedder has asthma! He uses an inhaler. A very distinctive inhaler.
Natalie: And it's mint-flavored, it's one of a kind.
Adrian Monk: If we can get that blue beach ball to the lab intact...
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're talking about the air inside the ball!
Adrian Monk: Yes!
Captain Stottlemeyer: There was a witness, somebody who witnessed him blowing it up!
Natalie: And he was impersonating the victim! Is that enough?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes. Yes, it is.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
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Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
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Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.