Adrian Monk Quote #1394
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
Dr. Kroger: I'm really frightened. I don't know what's going on.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, do you see those figurines? Check the label. They're from Turkey. That one in the corner, it's cracked. Obviously ruined. Why didn't he throw it out?
Dr. Kroger: Drugs? [Monk nods] But what does that have to do with Teresa?
Adrian Monk: I think Teresa broke that figurine. I remember, after we found the body, I asked Lieutenant Disher if he'd checked the vacuum cleaner. He said the bag was completely empty. But think about it. The bag couldn't have been empty if she had been vacuuming rugs all night.
Dr. Kroger: I'm- I'm not following you.
Adrian Monk: On Thursday night, Teresa was cleaning Merrigan's office. She must have knocked over that figurine. It broke open. It was filled with powder.
Dr. Kroger: Heroin?
Adrian Monk: She had no idea. She just vacuumed it up and moved on to the next office, your office. Meanwhile, Merrigan comes back. He sees the broken figurine. He figured out what happened. He knewsome where in that building was a vacuum cleaner bag filled with heroin. He went looking for Teresa, and caught up with her in your office. Merrigan must have checked the bag to make sure the heroin was still there. Once he found it, he couldn't just let her go. She had seen too much. Then, he rifled through your files threw a rock at your house, so everybody would think it was one of your patients.
Dr. Kroger: Everyone did. Everybody except you. Adrian, I hope someday I'm as good at my job as you are at yours.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: This isn't happening. This can't be happening.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I promise you, I'll get you another doctor. I'll- I'll call you next week.
Adrian Monk: Okay. So it's not true. You're not retiring. I mean, you can't, because- He- He can't retire. He can't possibly retire.
Dr. Kroger: [to Natalie] This is step one in the grieving process. Denial. Denial, yeah.
Adrian Monk: Damn you, Charles! Damn you to hell! I hate you. I hate you! You are dead to me.
Natalie: That's not denial.
Dr. Kroger: No. Step two, that's anger.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, we're all adults here. We can work this out. I can hire you full time. I'll put you on the payroll.
Dr. Kroger: This is step three. It's bargaining. It usually doesn't go around this quickly.
Adrian Monk: Why me? Why is it always me? Everybody's always leaving me.
Natalie: Depression?
Adrian Monk: This just can't go on. It's just too much. Okay. You're right. It's not the end of the world. I'm just gonna have to find another doctor. I owe you so much. Thanks to you, I think I can get past this. Thanks, Doc.
Dr. Kroger: And finally, acceptance.
Natalie: Thank God that's over.
Adrian Monk: He can't retire! The man can't quit! Because he's not a quitter!
Natalie: Wait, what's going on?
Dr. Kroger: I don't know, I don't know. It's like he's starting all over again, like he's in a loop.
Adrian Monk: I hate you for this, Kroger! You are dead to me, you understand me? Dead!
Dr. Kroger: I- I really should be heading home.
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay, let's be reasonable. I'll come to your house. You'll never have to go to your office again. That's fair. [Kroger walks away] Why? Why me? Why always leaving me?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Adrian Monk for Dr. Sorenson.
Receptionist: Fill this out.
Adrian Monk: It says "List any phobias."
Receptionist: That's right.
Adrian Monk: There are only five spaces.
Receptionist: You can use the back.
Adrian Monk: I might need another sheet. [receptionist hands him one] I might need another sheet. [another] I might need another sheet. [and another]
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Dr. Kroger: Relax, Harold. Just take it easy. You'll be okay. We're gonna get a doctor. We'll get a doctor.
Adrian Monk: How's he doing?
Dr. Kroger: He's gonna be okay. Did you see what he did? He took a bullet for me, Adrian.
Harold Krenshaw: Monk. Monk. Come here. Closer. [whispers] Beat that.