Adrian Monk Quote #1320
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Adrian Monk: You're right. You're right. He backed out like this. He must've gone this way. He went the wrong way. Why was he going the wrong way? Video camera covering the exit. He didn't want to be taped.
Natalie: Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's good. Now we're cooking!
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Now we're cooking.
Natalie: So if he didn't want to be taped, why would he leave a note?
Adrian Monk: Maybe there was a witness. Somebody saw the accident, was watching him-- Maybe the perpetrator thought that if he just drove away, the witness would report it. So he got out and pretended to leave a note.
Natalie: Okay. All right. So we have to just find that witness. Where should we start?
Adrian Monk: We might wanna start with Bill Gibbard.
Natalie: Bill Gibbard. That's great. That's great! Oh, it's exciting!
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. This is a thrill a minute.
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Adrian Monk: Wait. I can't go. The boat is on the water. I don't do water.
Natalie: You can't swim?
Adrian Monk: To be honest, I don't know.
Natalie: You don't know.
Adrian Monk: I mean, I know how to swim technically. I've just never actually, you know, done it. All right, I took a correspondence course.
Natalie: You learned to swim by mail?
Adrian Monk: They sent me a little diploma. And this.
Natalie: "Swimming Fundamentals. Don't panic. Breathe normally. Keep kicking."
Adrian Monk: Can I have that back?
Natalie: Why did you even take the course? You never go near the water.
Adrian Monk: Hello? Tsunamis.
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Natalie: Okay, there it is. That's his boat. All right, so his car wasn't in the lot, so, uh... Let's do it.
Adrian Monk: Wait. Don't. We don't have a warrant.
Natalie: We don't need a warrant. It's a boat.
Adrian Monk: Well, that's completely false, but it sounds good.
Natalie: Let's do it.
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Natalie: Okay, so I've been thinking about this. And, uh I think you should start your own company. Be a private investigator. I mean, really go for it. Hire a PR person. Be aggressive. Advertise. Get new clients.
Adrian Monk: Uh...
Natalie: Mr. Monk, there are other detectives out there with a fraction of your talent who are getting rich. You're Adrian Monk. People will pay a fortune to hire you.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that's something to think about.
Natalie: I thought you'd say that, so I did what Grandpa Neville did, and I took the initiative.
Adrian Monk: "A. Monk. Private Investigations" $85? That's 85 cents a card.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, that doesn't matter. You can't be afraid to take risks.
Adrian Monk: I think I can. In fact, I think I already am. Hold on. Germs, heights, snakes, milk, needles, risk. Yeah, it's on there. Number six.