Lieutenant Disher Quote #155
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Lieutenant. What's going on?
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, you know, a little bit of everything. We got a local fisherman drowned. M.E.'s on his way. And Monk is stowed away on a boat.
Natalie: And the boat took off.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Natalie: We were working on Linda's case.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The fender bender?
Natalie: Yeah, we have a suspect. Jay Bennett. And Mr. Monk snuck on the boat to look around. And it's all my fault. I just kept on pushing him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Jay Bennett. Dr. Jay Bennett? That name just came up on the missing schoolteacher, Anna Pollard.
Lieutenant Disher: His name's all over the phone records, too. I was just going through them. Dr. Jay Bennett.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Tuesday night. Tuesday night, he dumped her body in the bay. And then he came back here. He must've hit your car in the parking lot while he was leaving. That's why he didn't leave his name on the note. He could not admit that he'd been here.
‘Mr. Monk, Private Eye’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Wait. I can't go. The boat is on the water. I don't do water.
Natalie: You can't swim?
Adrian Monk: To be honest, I don't know.
Natalie: You don't know.
Adrian Monk: I mean, I know how to swim technically. I've just never actually, you know, done it. All right, I took a correspondence course.
Natalie: You learned to swim by mail?
Adrian Monk: They sent me a little diploma. And this.
Natalie: "Swimming Fundamentals. Don't panic. Breathe normally. Keep kicking."
Adrian Monk: Can I have that back?
Natalie: Why did you even take the course? You never go near the water.
Adrian Monk: Hello? Tsunamis.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, there it is. That's his boat. All right, so his car wasn't in the lot, so, uh... Let's do it.
Adrian Monk: Wait. Don't. We don't have a warrant.
Natalie: We don't need a warrant. It's a boat.
Adrian Monk: Well, that's completely false, but it sounds good.
Natalie: Let's do it.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Okay, so I've been thinking about this. And, uh I think you should start your own company. Be a private investigator. I mean, really go for it. Hire a PR person. Be aggressive. Advertise. Get new clients.
Adrian Monk: Uh...
Natalie: Mr. Monk, there are other detectives out there with a fraction of your talent who are getting rich. You're Adrian Monk. People will pay a fortune to hire you.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that's something to think about.
Natalie: I thought you'd say that, so I did what Grandpa Neville did, and I took the initiative.
Adrian Monk: "A. Monk. Private Investigations" $85? That's 85 cents a card.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, that doesn't matter. You can't be afraid to take risks.
Adrian Monk: I think I can. In fact, I think I already am. Hold on. Germs, heights, snakes, milk, needles, risk. Yeah, it's on there. Number six.