Adrian Monk Quote #1287
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Natalie: Mr. Monk, the girls and I got you a gift.
Adrian Monk: Is it $57?
Natalie: No. You can open them now.
Adrian Monk: What? Oh. Trophies. Boxes of little trophies.
Natalie: The Captain let me go through your files. There's a trophy for every murder you've solved since the beginning of your career.
Adrian Monk: "World's Greatest Detective."
Julie Teeger: Actually, you solved 104 cases. But we rounded it down.
Adrian Monk: To make it an even 100. I don't know what to say.
Natalie: Well, you don't have to say anything. You wanna put 'em on your mantel?
Adrian Monk: On my mantel.
Julie Teeger: Oh, Mr. Monk? This one's for solving our case. It's from the whole team.
Adrian Monk: I'm not gonna have enough room. I need a bigger mantel. Natalie, I need a bigger mantel.
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Monk, your mother would be so proud.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no, she wouldn't. But it was nice of you to say.
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Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.