Adrian Monk Quote #1286

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game

Adrian Monk: Natalie, we won! We won! Finally! I won something.
Natalie: How does it feel, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: It feels- It feels like something's wrong.
Referee: Clear the court! We still have two seconds on the clock. Let's clear the court.
Adrian Monk: What's happening?
Natalie: Well, it's not over yet.
Referee: Put two seconds back on the the clock.
Adrian Monk: Of course.
Natalie: Don't worry. They have one shot. They'll never make it.
Adrian Monk: Of course. Of course. Of course. [the other team scores] Of course.
Natalie: I don't believe it! Did you see that?
Adrian Monk: Many times.
Natalie: Don't be sad, Mr. Monk. There's always next year.
Adrian Monk: No, it's never next year. I'm going home.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Big Game’ Quotes

Quote from Natalie

Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.