Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #237
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Natalie: Captain, are you busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, I am. Ronstadt, where is that lab report on the Russian Hill carjacking? I need that yesterday.
Natalie: Julie's doing a science report on DNA.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, Natalie. I can't.
Natalie: She's supposed to interview somebody, an expert. Can you just talk to her for ten minutes? She's having a terrible week, and the report's due on Tuesday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie, I wish I could, but I can't. We've got three detectives out sick today.
Natalie: It's just gonna take ten minutes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look what I'm juggling here, all right? I got two drive-by shootings, one attempted murder-- Oh, and that fire two weeks ago in Dratch Valley. They're now saying that might be arson. Now I'm working arson. Plus, I just got another load of hooey from my wife's lawyer.
‘Mr. Monk and the Big Game’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.