Adrian Monk Quote #1262
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Natalie: Okay, the valve under this sink was loose. And the water was leaking. And then the hairdryer was plugged into here.
Adrian Monk: I thought these outlets had built-in circuit breakers.
Natalie: Yeah, I thought so too.
Adrian Monk: That's funny. Look at that paint job. You can see the brush marks.
Natalie: Yeah, they don't line up.
Adrian Monk: There's no dust on the top of that. Natalie. [takes Natalie's finger and wipes it along the bottom of the outlet] Dust on the bottom? You're gonna need a wipe for that. Yeah, I think somebody took off this plate. And put it back on upside down. Get ready. Yeah, that- That's a loose wire.
Natalie: Do you think somebody could've unscrewed that on purpose?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. So the towel fell here? On top of this drain?
Natalie: Yeah, that's right.
Adrian Monk: Seems like the coach ran into a lot of bad luck in this room all at once.
Natalie: Well, I guess that's how it happens sometimes.
Adrian Monk: Yes, to me, but this happened to somebody else.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Big Game’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.