Adrian Monk Quote #1227
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Actor
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, please don't be hard on yourself. Now, I think maybe we should go back to the three days a week for just a little while. That would be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Adrian Monk: And Tuesdays.
Dr. Kroger: Tuesday would be four days a week, Adri- Okay. No, I can see that. You know, just until you're back on your feet.
Adrian Monk: And Thursdays.
Dr. Kroger: Well, now, Thursdays is five days a week, Adrian. [Adrian sobs] Okay, that way, five days a week, that would be easier to remember.
Adrian Monk: And Saturday.
Dr. Kroger: Well, Saturday is the weekend, Adrian. And I don't like to see patients on the weekends.
Adrian Monk: Saturday.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I have a family. And I like to keep the weekends free.
Adrian Monk: Saturday.
Dr. Kroger: Saturday. Okay, fine. We'll try that for a week or two. So that would be Monday, Tuesday...
Adrian Monk: And Sunday.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: How you doin'? We were looking at this case all wrong. It wasn't a burglary. It was all about the wall. The whole time. Here's what happened. The killer was in here last Thursday night. This is where he met Michelle Cullman. They have an artist in here a few nights a week sketching the customers. He drew their picture right there on the wall. After the murder, the killer remembered the sketch. That sketch could hang him. It could prove that he was with the victim the night she died. And it would prove what he was wearing. The same shirt we found at the murder scene. He had to destroy that sketch. So he smashed through the wall and pretended it was part of a burglary. He just pretended to be breaking into a pawn shop. It was never about the pawnshop.
Female Cop: I know.
Lieutenant Disher: You know?
Female Cop: I was here ten minutes ago when Monk was explaining it to you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: That must have been a traumatic experience for you, Adrian. And what, they cancelled the movie?
Adrian Monk: He said he wanted to play a character that wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.
Dr. Kroger: How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away? [off Monk's look] All right, okay. Maybe another time.
Adrian Monk: I guess I'm back to square one. Oh, it's nice to be home.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Uh, yeah, the victim's daughter was in here. She did a quick inventory. Said the guy took some cash from the register, maybe 35 bucks, the Smith and Wesson and a wristwatch.
Adrian Monk: A wristwatch?
David Ruskin: Why would he take only one?
Adrian Monk: Why wouldn't he just take everything in the case?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was probably in a hurry. He was afraid someone heard the shot.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no. It's clear from the footprints that he came here first. But he took the cheapest watch in the case. Look, $72. Why would he take the cheapest one and leave all the others? He must have been after that particular watch.
David Ruskin: Wow. [chuckles] Wow. That's like...
Adrian Monk: It's a gift and a curse.
David Ruskin: [laughs] I love it!
Captain Stottlemeyer: He says that all the time.
David Ruskin: He does? I love that! It's a gift and a curse.