Lieutenant Disher Quote #124
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Lieutenant Disher: Dr. Bloom, this is Adrian Monk. He's a friend of mine.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: The Adrian Monk, the detective? It's a pleasure to meet you. [holds out hand] Apparently, the pleasure's all mine.
Natalie: No, he just has a little thing about dentists.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: You know what? It happens to me all the time. I don't take it personally. [Monk drops his file] Let me help you with that. Oh, are you working on the armored car case? I've been reading about it. I'm a bit of a true crime aficionado.
Natalie: I'm sorry, that's just classified.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, you got a couple of hobbies then, huh? True crime and baseball.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Baseball?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, yeah, I'm sure I heard you guys talking about Barry Bonds yesterday.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Well, you know what? People hear a lot of crazy things when they're under sedation. They say a lot of crazy things too. I should write a book, really.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: You and Monk were there, right? Did you notice anything?
Adrian Monk: No, I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, the dentists are... You see that branch up there? The second one from the top? The one above that one.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings] I'm tired of sucking up And I'm tired of sucking up and working for the man Keeping people down 'cause the law says I can Cuff my brothers and sisters that's not the way to be But honey those days are gone Cause baby I am free I don't need a badge to tell me wrong from right I don't need a badge to tell me day from night I don't need a badge because my eyes can see I don't need a badge 'cause baby I am free.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is Randy we're talking about. He would do anything for you.
Adrian Monk: And I would do anything for him except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists.
Natalie: You have a thing about everything.
Adrian Monk: That's true, but dentists are in a separate category altogether, okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it.
Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk, everybody's afraid of dentists.
Adrian Monk: Not like this. Not like this.
Natalie: Okay, okay, okay. How afraid are you? On a scale of 1 to 10.
Adrian Monk: Ha, 10? I am so far beyond 10, I laugh at your 10s. I lie awake at night dreaming about 10s. The chair and the probing and the drilling and the rinsing.