Adrian Monk Quote #1104
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Gerald: It's not me. I'm worried about Devo.
Natalie: Who's Devo?
Adrian Monk: [Gerald opens his box] Mouse! Mouse! Ah!
Gerald: I fell on the box and Devo fell on me. If the doctors find him, I don't know what they're gonna do. Hospitals hate rodents. They're like fanatics about it.
Lieutenant Disher: We'll take care of Devo for you, I promise.
Natalie: He's actually kinda cute.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, don't touch him. Later on, if we have time, I'll tell you a little story about the Black Plague.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage’ Quotes
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Adrian Monk: Look. $10.03. That's how much is in there.
Natalie: Okay, thank you. Now we know.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I think we should make it even.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: The fountain. We take out three cents and that'll be 10 dollars. It's a nice round number. 10 dollars. Then everyone would be happier.
Natalie: You always say that. Who is everyone?
Adrian Monk: Me. Me.
Natalie: You want me to reach in here and take out 3 pennies?
Adrian Monk: Would you mind?
Natalie: Yes, I would.
Natalie: Look, look, she's moving again. We gotta go. Mr. Monk, if we walk now, we won't even think about the fountain.
Adrian Monk: I'll think about it. It would haunt me.
Natalie: The three extra pennies. It would haunt you?
Adrian Monk: It will haunt me.
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Adrian Monk: [to a kid on the jungle gym] Careful. Both your hands. That's too high. These things are death traps. It's not just my opinion. It's a fact. In Belgium, 1952, a kid almost died on one of those.
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Adrian Monk: Look at all this junk. They should get rid of it. And put it somewhere.
Natalie: Well, they did it, Mr. Monk. They put it here. It's a junkyard.
Adrian Monk: You can say that again.