Adrian Monk Quote #1057
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Adrian Monk: He was furious. I think he followed her down here. They argued, he lost control.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He killed her. He beat her to death right here.
Gordo: Julian Hodge? What about the evidence?
Adrian Monk: He planted it. He framed Pablo Ortiz.
Gordo: Is that possible? How can he plant all that evidence and clean up every trace of himself?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, he didn't. He missed something. Check this out.
Captain Stottlemeyer: See there was a health inspection the day before. They hung that fly taper in the corner.
Gordo: How did we miss it?
Adrian Monk: We just found it this morning. Behind that radiator. It must've fallen back there during the fight. And look, there's 3 or 4 hair stuck to it.
Lieutenant Disher: And they can't be from Clea Vance because she had long hair.
Adrian Monk: They must belong to Julian Hodge, the real killer. This is the proof we need.
Captain Stottlemeyer: How soon can you do a test on those?
Gordo: I'll get right on it.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're retiring? How old are you?
Gordo: 46.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you win the lottery?
Gordo: No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, eating. You know, I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie: What, you have an accountant?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope. Gonna have to get an accountant, then I'm gonna talk to him.
Quote from Natalie
Shirt Salesman: How are you today? Do you see anything you like?
Adrian Monk: Is Dennis here? He usually takes care of me.
Shirt Salesman: Oh, no, I'm afraid Dennis quit.
Adrian Monk: He quit?
Shirt Salesman: Yeah, apparently he had one regular customer that was driving him crazy.
Natalie: Now, we're gonna be up all night wondering who that was.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Shirt Salesman: Okay, here you go. Inspected by number 8. Is there really a difference?
Adrian Monk: Are you kidding? Look at this. Look, she's an artist. Oh, I've been admiring her work for years. You know, every shirt, every stitch, every button is perfect. There's a tear. There's a tear.
Natalie: Where, where, where?
Adrian Monk: There's a tear, right there. Ah, look at this, the sleeve is all wrong. It's completely crooked.
Natalie: Well, maybe she had a bad day.
Adrian Monk: No, that's not possible. I know inspector number 8. She never lets anything get past her.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Something's wrong.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: Something is very wrong with inspector number 8. Dennis? Dennis?