Adrian Monk Quote #1049
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Natalie: Pablo, your mother asked that we look into your case. We'd like to hear your side.
Pablo Ortiz: I did not kill Clea Vance. That is my side. I never met her. I never see her. There was a fashion show at a big Hotel. I was a deliver boy. I deliver some clothes there, then I go home. And the next day, I'm arrested. Es una pesadilla. It is a nightmare.
Adrian Monk: Pablo, your DNA was all over the victim. Your blood, your hair. How do you explain that?
Pablo Ortiz: I don't know. It's a mistake. A misunderstanding.
Adrian Monk: Clea Vance had a roommate who testified that Clea was afraid of you. She said that you were stalking her. Look. It says right here. Pablo Ortiz was obsessed with her. You see that? Right there.
Pablo Ortiz: [nods] I see it.
Adrian Monk: You're lying, Pablo. It doesn't say that. You can't read English, can you?
Pablo Ortiz: No, sir. I was raised in Mexico with my father. I have been here 3 years only and I can speak English but I cannot read.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're retiring? How old are you?
Gordo: 46.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you win the lottery?
Gordo: No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, eating. You know, I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie: What, you have an accountant?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope. Gonna have to get an accountant, then I'm gonna talk to him.
Quote from Natalie
Shirt Salesman: How are you today? Do you see anything you like?
Adrian Monk: Is Dennis here? He usually takes care of me.
Shirt Salesman: Oh, no, I'm afraid Dennis quit.
Adrian Monk: He quit?
Shirt Salesman: Yeah, apparently he had one regular customer that was driving him crazy.
Natalie: Now, we're gonna be up all night wondering who that was.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Shirt Salesman: Okay, here you go. Inspected by number 8. Is there really a difference?
Adrian Monk: Are you kidding? Look at this. Look, she's an artist. Oh, I've been admiring her work for years. You know, every shirt, every stitch, every button is perfect. There's a tear. There's a tear.
Natalie: Where, where, where?
Adrian Monk: There's a tear, right there. Ah, look at this, the sleeve is all wrong. It's completely crooked.
Natalie: Well, maybe she had a bad day.
Adrian Monk: No, that's not possible. I know inspector number 8. She never lets anything get past her.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Something's wrong.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: Something is very wrong with inspector number 8. Dennis? Dennis?