Adrian Monk Quote #1037
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Adrian Monk: Alice. We know how you did it. The Christmas gift exchange was your idea. It was easy to make sure that the captain picked Terry's name.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I remember. I was the last one to choose and there was one name left.
Adrian Monk: The day of the party, you brought poisoned bottle into the office. You dropped it off at the front desk. It was addressed to Captain Stottlemeyer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And you know I don't drink port.
Adrian Monk: And at some point, probably during the party, you snuck into the Captain's office and you stole the gift that he had brought in for Terry.
Natalie: When the captain couldn't find it, you suggested replacing it with the bottle. The poisoned bottle.
Adrian Monk: It was like a magician doing sleight of hand. You had everybody looking the wrong way. It was brilliant.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.