Adrian Monk Quote #1027
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Adrian & Natalie: [sing] Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin mother and Child
Adrian Monk: It's dripping.
Natalie: It's supposed to drip.
Adrian & Natalie: [sing] Holy Infant, so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace
Adrian Monk: Ouch.
Natalie: Merry Christmas.
Charlotte Prager: Yeah, we get carolers all the time. Usually, there's whole group.
Adrian Monk: Right.
Natalie: Yeah. We had a group.
Adrian Monk: We started with a big crowd. And then we had... But then we lost them somehow... And then dropped out.
Natalie: Yeah, they just left.
Charlotte Prager: What happened?
Adrian Monk: Creative differences.
Natalie: They really weren't comfortable with the religious material. Just wanted to do a whole... whole different thing. Other.
Adrian Monk: Like a Vegas style. We were not...
Natalie: No. Not into it.
Adrian Monk: But we wish them well.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.