Adrian Monk Quote #1024
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Captain Stottlemeyer: Four months ago, it was a Tuesday night. I came out of the bar, 2 a.m. They took my keys so I'm walking home. I was alone. I was pretty toasted. That street light was on, 'cause I could still see. And he was waiting. He was by... There was a big black van here. He waiting behind it. Uh, must've been here all night. He steps out. I'm standing right about where you are now. I knew who it was right away. It was Frank Prager and he wanted me dead. I could see it in his eyes. He aims Glock 17 to my head, caps off 5 rounds. And then... And then he disappeared. Until last night.
Adrian Monk: He was only 12 feet away. With the street light behind him, it's not a hard shot. You said he was a veteran special ops?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Maybe he was as toasted as me. Or maybe it was a miracle.
Adrian Monk: Maybe it was. And they just left the bullet holes there?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, it's probably good for business at this place. It adds to the mystique.
Adrian Monk: This pattern does not look random. 2-1-2. He had a Glock 17. He could've fired 20 rounds. He only squeezed off 5. 2-1-2.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.