Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #193

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and Little Monk

Captain Stottlemeyer: It's just that your friend, Sherry Judd, just got a homeowner's policy worth a million dollars two weeks ago. That's pretty convenient, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: Well, that's ridiculous. You think she did it herself for the insurance?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, she was in San Diego like she said. But she could've hired somebody.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No?
Adrian Monk: She doesn't need the money. I got a look at that alimony check. She's getting 20 grand a month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a lot of dough.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But Monk you and I have put enough rich people in jail to know that a lot of dough is never enough. They always want more.
Adrian Monk: Not Sherry. You don't know her. [off Stottlemeyer's look] What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's just that I haven't heard you talk about a woman like this for a long time.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: She was your great grandmother? Tell me about her.
Sherry Judd: I never met her. She was a famous suffragette. She went to jail for the right to vote.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe they were making a statement. Like a political thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You mean they broke into the house, and they beat a woman to death, then defaced the painting because they had trouble with the 19th amendment?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes. I mean, no. It's a mystery.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Michael Norfleet: Monk? From junior high?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Michael Norfleet: Sherry told me all about you. About how you never took a single gym class.
Adrian Monk: I had a note.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sherry Judd: I love this one. Look at their faces. I wonder what they're thinking.
Adrian Monk: She's planning to murder him.
Sherry Judd: What?
Adrian Monk: She's about to feed him amanita mushrooms. You can tell by the little white spots. It's a deadly poison.
Sherry Judd: Maybe she doesn't know.
Adrian Monk: Oh, she knows. He's been hitting her. She's swollen. See the bruises on her arms and her left eye. She knows what she's doing.
Sherry Judd: Must be hard. To be you. To see everything.
Adrian Monk: It's awful.