Adrian Monk Quote #988
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Natalie: So I can't believe I'm about to say this but Mom was right. She's great. You don't deserve her.
Jonathan Davenport: I don't. We have 87 things in common. Last night, we actually made a list.
Natalie: Okay, stop it.
Jonathan Davenport: It's crazy.
Adrian Monk: And she doesn't have any family at all? Brothers, sisters?
Jonathan Davenport: No, she had an uncle, but he was on that Pan Am flight to Madrid with her parents.
Adrian Monk: It was a Pan Am flight?
Jonathan Davenport: Yeah. God, she's been through so much. But it's made her stronger. And it's rubbing off. I feel stronger too. Soon I'll be strong like you.
Natalie: Oh, right.
Jonathan Davenport: She's probably looking for me, so I'm gonna go. But I'll see you tomorrow. Gulp.
Natalie: [off Monk's look] What?
Adrian Monk: Nothing.
Natalie: What is it?
Adrian Monk: Well, she, she said her parents died in 1995. Pan Am went out of business in '91.
Natalie: So? She got a little mixed up.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I wonder how Natalie and Randy are doing. I love weddings. Did you know that I met Karen at a wedding? I love weddings anyway. [sees Monk is down] Yep. You know who had a great wedding? You did. You and Trudy. Now, that was a great day. Where is that photo album?
Adrian Monk: She was... Wow!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Beautiful.
Adrian Monk: I remember during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words, "I do." Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was you, Monk. And, no, I have not.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: What's that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's cellophane. Monk's idea.
Adrian Monk: It's to protect the cake. Makes it more fun.
Lieutenant Disher: For what?
Adrian Monk: Well, when you blow out the candles, there's always a little, what I call, spittle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Actually a pretty good idea. It's a birthday cake spittle shield. You know, that's the first idea that you've had that I might actually consider investing in.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Natalie: Make a wish. [Disher takes a long, thoughtful moment]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Blow out the candles, lieutenant.
[As Randy blows out the candles, the flames spread to the cellophane cover which ignites. As Randy tries to blow out the fire, Stottlemeyer uses a fire extinguisher.]
Adrian Monk: Hey, happy birthday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think I might reconsider that investment.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Natalie: You broke into her room? Is that legal?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't need a search warrant to go into a hotel room if it's after checkout.
Adrian Monk: Is that true?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know.