Natalie Quote #78
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Peggy Davenport: Oh, now, sweetheart, I'm sorry about your friend. But there isn't anything that you can do. So now we just have to... what?
Natalie: We soldier on.
Peggy Davenport: That's right. We soldier on. Uh, now, the rehearsal dinner is in about 20 minutes, so...
Natalie: What's that?
Peggy Davenport: Uh, oh, I found this outside.
Natalie: But those are Randy's pants.
Peggy Davenport: Oh, yes, I thought that this color would be good to show the wedding planner for the tablecloths.
Natalie: Khaki?
Peggy Davenport: No, the blood! Crimson! The ones she picked were sort of raspberry. Didn't go with any of the flowers at all.
Natalie: Mom, that's an evidence bag.
Peggy Davenport: Yes.
Natalie: You can't just take it from a crime scene. That's a felony.
Peggy Davenport: Well, the tablecloths are a felony, darling. And I'm going to give it back.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I wonder how Natalie and Randy are doing. I love weddings. Did you know that I met Karen at a wedding? I love weddings anyway. [sees Monk is down] Yep. You know who had a great wedding? You did. You and Trudy. Now, that was a great day. Where is that photo album?
Adrian Monk: She was... Wow!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Beautiful.
Adrian Monk: I remember during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words, "I do." Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was you, Monk. And, no, I have not.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: What's that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's cellophane. Monk's idea.
Adrian Monk: It's to protect the cake. Makes it more fun.
Lieutenant Disher: For what?
Adrian Monk: Well, when you blow out the candles, there's always a little, what I call, spittle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Actually a pretty good idea. It's a birthday cake spittle shield. You know, that's the first idea that you've had that I might actually consider investing in.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Natalie: Make a wish. [Disher takes a long, thoughtful moment]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Blow out the candles, lieutenant.
[As Randy blows out the candles, the flames spread to the cellophane cover which ignites. As Randy tries to blow out the fire, Stottlemeyer uses a fire extinguisher.]
Adrian Monk: Hey, happy birthday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think I might reconsider that investment.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Natalie: You broke into her room? Is that legal?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't need a search warrant to go into a hotel room if it's after checkout.
Adrian Monk: Is that true?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know.