Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #166
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Lewis: Mr. Stottlemeyer. Here. Groundskeeping found these in the bushes. Are they yours?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, these are my pants.
Lewis: Well, don't worry, sir. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] Monk. This is it. Remember I was saying that they didn't match? I was talking about the pictures. Look, look, look, look, look. See, that's her body, right? She's wearing hoop earrings.
Adrian Monk: So?
Captain Stottlemeyer: So, check this out. Moments before she gets on the elevator.
Natalie: Different earrings.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Different girl.
Lieutenant Disher: I'll call Waliver. That's enough for a search warrant.
Adrian Monk: How many people read this paper? 50,000. Nobody else caught it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So, that means if if I'm drunk as a skunk, completely plastered, I'm as smart as you.
Adrian Monk: Smarter.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Where's your boyfriend?
Natalie: I sent him out. I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo.
Adrian Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Adrian Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: No, no, no, look at me. He has no idea what he's talking about. Once you get a taste of it, you will be hooked for sure. You'll never leave.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You won't get hooked.
Natalie: He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: No, I- I can't be the victim. I'm the detective. I have to step back and observe the scene.
Natalie: Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. A. This is a crime scene.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, you don't.... You don't know what to look for. Okay? I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever."
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years.