Adrian Monk Quote #810
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
Krystal: Damn it! Damn it to hell.
Garrett Price: [to Julie, using her as a human shield] Don't be afraid. [to Krystal] Are you okay?
Krystal: No, I'm not okay. I just got fired.
Garrett Price: [to Julie] Stay close.
Krystal: The owner just told me some cretin called in complained about my driving. Said I cut him off. Call came in just before the accident. I'll bet he's still here. When I find out who did it, his ass is mine!
Garrett Price: [to Monk] $10 says she's got an automatic. Owner played back the tape of the phone call. Think I'd recognize his voice. You're a detective, huh?
Garrett Price: Is he a detective? The biggest.
Krystal: Want to make a little money? A little cash under the table? Help me find this guy.
Adrian Monk: Well... [deep voice, French accent] Well, I would like to, but I'm a little busy now.
Garrett Price: You need a lozenge?
Krystal: It's probably all for the best. You don't want to be party to what happens when I find this guy.
‘Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic’ Quotes
Quote from Julie Teeger
Julie Teeger: I'm going to pee all over the seat.
Adrian Monk: Natalie.
Natalie: Honey, honey, there is a rest stop up ahead. You're okay.
Julie Teeger: Maybe when there's pee all over the back seat, maybe then you'll believe me.
Adrian Monk: Uh, okay. Julie, wait. No, don't don't don't do that. Not, not in the car. I will give you $10 to hold it in.
Julie Teeger: Really?
Natalie: What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee.
Adrian Monk: Best money I ever spent.
Julie Teeger: Oh, sure he can. It's called "the free market." I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk, how much would you pay me not to throw up?
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: So, what happened up there?
Adrian Monk: A guy was killed.
Natalie: Oh, my God.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk says he was murdered.
Natalie: Of course he does. You know, Mr. Monk, there'd be no crime in all of San Francisco if you never left your house.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Mom, I gotta go.
Natalie: Sweetie, why didn't you go at the game? There was a porta-john right there.
Julie Teeger: I wanted to, but Mr. Monk says it wasn't sanitary.
Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.